Ivy League protesters profess
Rape as a remedy
For perpetrators who deserve
Penetrating pedagogy,
But when perpetrated upon
One of their own good girls,
Rape must be punished severely.
Frat boys forcing fellatio file
Written essays as punishment
With no help from AI.
That will show the little bastards
The dean really means it this time.
Perhaps they will have to publish
In an indexed journal;
They’ll learn that publish or perish
Has become publish your penis.
That’s lots of fun for all involved
Except maybe the girl,
Who might feel that frat boy frolics
Are a tradition that should stop.
Fun is fun and boys will be boys,
But seriously folks,
Time to pull out that old blackboard
And make those boys pay for their crimes:
I will not rape. I will not rape.
I will not rape. I will not rape.
I will not rape. I will not rape.
I will not rape. I will not rape…
That will teach them to wait for the
Perfect penetration:
Rape is just proper punishment
When a girl really deserves it.
See: “Cornell fraternity rape case will be reopened after woman said she was raped for hours by multiple students” by Mahsa Saeidi, Walter Smith Randolph, and Jesse Zanger, CBS News, 28 September 2026