In just five days, Katie Zacharia
Beat Anthony Scaramucci’s record
To become the number one pariah.
She did not preach doom like Jeremiah,
But almost as soon as she came on board,
In just five days, Katie Zacharia
Spoke out for a wannabe messiah
Managed—instead of getting an award—
To become the number one pariah.
For a leader worse than Hezekiah
No one should allow her ox to be gored.
In just five days, Katie Zachariah,
To please a boss colored like papaya,
Tried harder than Scaramucci and scored
To become the number one pariah.
Now Katie gets to go to the playa,
Not really such a terrible reward.
In just five days, Katie Zacharia
Has become the number one pariah.
Poet’s Note: Now we know. We thought some public servants show up merely to enrich themselves, but many of us had no idea that some enter into The Games, a type of Olympics for Class Clowns that Never Grew Up. Now I wonder if Scaramucci made his comment triumphantly or ruefully. And by the way, who knew that Scaramucci was still hanging around waiting to get his name in the news? “Anthony Scaramucci Reacts To Katie Zacharia’s White House Tenure Being Shorter Than His: ‘Records Are Made To Be Broken’” by Ted Johnson, Deadline, 16 October 2026