In Today’s News

by Charlie Clark / July 12th, 2026

Animosity annihilated all avenues.
Bring back basic boredom.
Catastrophic cacophonies create change.
Disturbed derelicts dictate decisions.
Everyone else eulogizes ethics.
Famine forgoes familiar fluctuation.
Garbage giants go ginormous.
Hysterical heroes hide heresy.
Igniting issues irritatingly irrelevant.
Jokerman jettisons jostled journalists.
Killers know knowledge kills.
Lost lovers lament lucidity.
Many materialize mostly masticated.
Now nobody numbers nothin’.
Otherwise onlookers operate ostentatiously.
Philistines pontificate personal problems.
Questionable quandaries quickly queue.
Resisting respected rigid regulation.
Secret standards silently subjugate.
Terrible times transform town.
Ushering ubiquitous underlings useless.
Violated vocations viciously vindicate.
Wasting water waging war.
Xenophobic Xanadu Xeroxes xanax.
Yesterday’s youngsters yearn yearly.
Zapped zeroes zanily zoom.

Charlie Clark is currently a MFA student at the University of Akron where he teaches Composition. He also writes and performs stand-up comedy in Ohio. Read other articles by Charlie.

This article was posted on Sunday, July 12th, 2026 at 8:00am and is filed under Poetry.