Ours never did anything wrong, but jist
Forced himself into a woman he knew.
Our rapist is better than your rapist.
Your rapist goes about waving his fist.
Our rapist was a backer of #MeToo.
Ours never did anything wrong; he jist
Made a mistake worth a slap on the wrist.
Most other men have also made a few.
Our rapist is better than your rapist.
Your rapist says things that have made us pissed
Off mightily, words he cannot undo.
Ours never did anything wrong, and jist
Managed to get a DSA A-List
Of supporters to ignore his tattoo.
Our rapist is better than your rapist.
Really, ours did little more than a tryst;
He tried to penetrate but then withdrew.
Ours never did anything wrong; it’s jist
Our rapist is better than your rapist.
See: “Inside Graham Platner’s Maine Bunker as He Fought to Stay in Senate Race” by Aidan McLaughlin, Vanity Fair, 9 July 2026.










