Those people claim it has never been done,
But that only proves how clever they are.
They can do anything for war—or fun.
When Egyptians relaxed under the sun,
Trained sharks attacked. Now, taking it too far,
Those people claim it has never been done.
One year later, living under the gun,
Their vulture showed up on Saudi radar.
They can do anything for war—or fun.
But wait, even if it seems overdone,
A spying dolphin was their latest star.
Those people claim it has never been done.
Not yet appearing on BBC One,
Their trained rats bite kiddos and then, au revoir.
They can do anything for war—or fun.
So now it does not surprise anyone
That such evil demons now raise the bar.
Those people claim it has never been done.
They can do anything for war—or fun.
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Poet’s Note: When I played trombone for “The Greatest Show on Earth” at Madison Square Garden, Gunter Gebel-Williams grabbed all the headlines. In order to have Gunter dominate lions and tigers and other wild animals, the Ringling Brothers Circus had purchased an entire German circus for two million dollars. If the circus still featured non-human animals, imagine what the owners would pay for those wily Zionists capable of training dogs as well as sharks, vultures, dolphins, and rats to perform far more exotic feats. Now there’s a show that would capture an audience!
See “New York Times defends journalist after Israel threatens to sue” by Raffi Berg, 15 May 2026.