The Checkout Line

A gasconader, a bantam brain
who can’t come in from the rain,
who thinks his taste Babylonian
when all it is, is vulgarian.

A midget man is his accoutrement,
that fits right in with his lowest brow,
but stands at attention without one doubt
for a gilded cod piece as his redoubt.

A master of slurs that roll easily off
a forked tongue, but like a sloth
is a mind that flails and mouth that froths
to dole out hurt like a Visigoth.

A widening girth and a shrinking mind,
‘til a lonely pea is what you’ll find
while all rejoice for our lifetimes
when he’s gone to his ultimate checkout line.

Ann Grogan is a joyful octogenarian, piano player, and retired lawyer living in San Francisco, CA. Her writing promotes the unequivocal permission to pursue one’s passions at any age. Her poems have appeared in Dissent Voice, Querencia, Amethyst Review, The Prairie Review, New Verse News, and Writers Resist, among others. She was named a semifinalist for The Writing Salon’s 2025 Jane Underwood Poetry Prize and for Leftie Blondie’s chapbook competition. Find her at rhapsodydmb.com. Read other articles by Ann, or visit Ann's website.