It’s one small electrified debilitation™ glove for a man, and one giant leap for mankind.
Finally, ICE answers the question we’ve all been asking for decades: When will the federal government have a task force that can drop a person to the ground, leaving them writhing in excruciating pain, by barely touching them? The answer is — that bold new day™ is here now!
You might say, “That sounds wrong or gross or inhumane or unethical or perhaps all four at once.” And ICE’s answer to you is: Yes!
ICE has spent tens of millions of dollars to have their imperial storm troopers with daddy issues adorned in these futuristic, inhumane, G.L.O.V.E.s™. The acronym G.L.O.V.E.™ stands for “Holy Fucking Awful Dystopian Shit Show!” (I think I have that right.)
If you want more info, including video of these patriotic gloves in use, watch my short video segment below.
